1. New England
Patriots (9-0) - Bill Belichick spent the bye week
throwing darts at a picture of Don Shula. |
2. Pittsburgh
Steelers (7-2) - The most improved player in the NFL
this year is Ben Roethlisberger. |
3. Dallas Cowboys
(8-1) - ease up, Cowboy fans, I just don't think they
could beat Pittsburgh on a neutral field. |
4. Indianapolis Colts
(7-2)
- Dwight Freeney's injury could open up the AFC South
division. |
5. Green Bay Packers
(8-1) - if Ryan Grant runs like that for the rest of the
year, nobody's going to beat the Pack. |
6. San Diego Chargers
(5-4) - they are finding some weird ways to win football
games this year. |
7. Jacksonville
Jaguars (6-3) - holding the fourth-ranked rushing team
to 62 yards without Marcus Stroud was stout. |
8. Tennessee Titans
(6-3) - Vince Young's lack of improvement is crippling
this team. |
9. New York Giants
(6-3) - so much for "taking the next step" - huh, Eli? |
10. Cleveland Browns
(5-4) -
they
impressed me more in their loss to Pittsburgh than in a
couple of their wins. |
11.Detroit Lions
(6-3) - the Lions' incompetent road play very well
may keep this team out of the playoffs. |
12. Seattle Seahawks (5-4) - is it possible that they
are better without Shaun Alexander? |
13. Tampa Bay
Buccaneers (5-4) - the overhaul of the sixth-ranked
Tampa defense sure didn't take long, did it? |
14. Washington
Redskins (5-4) - you just can't give up 20 points in the
fourth quarter and expect to win. |
15. New Orleans
Saints (4-5) - Mr. Payton, maybe you should have taken
an impact defensive player in the draft. |
16. Buffalo Bills (5-4) - if it weren't for Adrian
Peterson, Marshawn Lynch would be the Offensive Rookie
of the Year. |
17. Kansas City
Chiefs (4-5) - no offense to Priest Holmes, but if Larry
Johnson is done for the year, so are the Chiefs |
18. Denver Broncos (4-5) - could Selvin Young be the
next undrafted running back that becomes a star in
Denver? |
19. Houston Texans
(4-5) - let's see what this team can do with a healthy
Matt Schaub and Andre Johnson. |
20. Philadelphia Eagles (4-5) - Andy Reid and Donovan
McNabb really, really needed that win last week. |
21. Baltimore Ravens (4-5) - I disagree, Steve McNair,
you really do look old and ineffective. |
22. Carolina Panthers (4-5) - even Steve Smith looks
average with this quarterback situation. |
23. Chicago Bears (4-5) - yep, Bears' fans, after all
that, you're back to where you started. Good luck, Rex. |
24. Arizona Cardinals
(4-5) - this has to be the most inconsistent,
frustrating team in the NFL. |
25. Cincinnati Bengals (3-6) - how do I know the Ravens'
season is over? The Bengals beat them twice. |
26. Minnesota Vikings (3-6) - there goes Adrian
Peterson's quest for the rookie rushing record. |
27. Atlanta Falcons (3-6) - I'll say this much, they
haven't given up. |
28. Oakland Raiders (2-7) -
I would hate to be the General Manager for Oakland. I
mean, where would you start? |
29. San Francisco 49ers (2-7) -
Alex Smith
is proving in his third season that he is simply not the
answer. |
30. New York Jets (1-8) - you've got another seven games
to prove something, Kellen Clemens. |
31. St. Louis Rams
(1-8) - now that everyone's healthy, I wouldn't be
surprised to see them win a few more. |
32. Miami Dolphins
(0-9) - see Jets above, insert John Beck. |